Mrbeer

A Canadian tourist is at a restaurant in Spain . As he is waiting , a wonderful smell at the next table has him asking the waiter . Waiter , that smells terrific . The waiter says , sir that is cojone del tore' . Could I have an order of that ? Sorry senor , there is only one bullfight a day . However if you wish , I can save you some for tomorrow. Next day , he comes back , and is delighted to be presented with the dish . Delicious though it was , he called the waiter over and says , " yesterday the portion was much larger " . The waiter says , yes sir , but , sometimes the bull wins.

Every Post office in the USA has this on the front door ................." No animals allowed , except seeing eye dogs " ....................Who is the sign for ???