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theoldfart last won the day on June 29 2013

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  1. theoldfart

    autoroute euro 2013 activation code (Completed)

    Glad you got it sorted, this is the first problem feedback I've had for this.
  2. theoldfart

    autoroute euro 2013 activation code (Completed)

    Many thanks, works great, no reg or crack needed. Repacked Filefactory links http://www.filefactory.com/file/7ahimlj850kj/n/AR2013_part1_rar http://www.filefactory.com/file/6eoo6efkqj4j/n/AR2013_part2_rar http://www.filefactory.com/file/6izdkvd4ugtl/n/AR2013_part3_rar
  3. theoldfart

    autoroute euro 2013 activation code (Completed)

    this file is missing. llz_msare2013.rar - 50 MB
  4. theoldfart

    autoroute euro 2013 activation code (Completed)

    it keeps looking for a file before .r00 is there a file missing?
  5. theoldfart

    autoroute euro 2013 activation code (Completed)

    I've downloaded 3 times, on 2 different computers. All same result.
  6. theoldfart

    autoroute euro 2013 activation code (Completed)

    Many thanks, I'm getting this, will keep trying.
  7. theoldfart

    autoroute euro 2013 activation code (Completed)

    Hi Smithy69er, Thank you for the reply. Those links are dead, but I downloaded 'Microsoft.Autoroute.Euro.2013-LuLZiSO' from torrents. It asks me to go to another site for the password to unpack the file, but requires me to sign up for phone sms messages. Not going down that route. Have downloaded, FREE, from M$oft, a 14 day trail, just need the activation code.. cheers theoldfart.
  8. Hi Guys, Does anyone have an activation code / crack for Autoroute Euro 2013 please?
  9. theoldfart

    at the Pearly Gates

    at the Pearly Gates An old lady was chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams. "Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "It's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings." The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams. "Oh my God", says the old lady, "Now what is happening?" "Not to worry," says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo." "I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to hell." "You can't go there", says St. Peter. "You'll be raped and sodomized." "Maybe so", says the old lady, "but I already have the holes for that
  10. theoldfart

    I took a dump

    I took a dump I took a dump in my neighbour's new toilet this morning. I can't wait to see his face when he takes it inside to install it in his new bathroom.
  11. theoldfart

    Make the horse laugh,

    Make the horse laugh, He sees a sign that says "Make the horse laugh, win a 100$." Figuring that he could make some conversation, he asked the bartender "What's the deal with that sign?" To which the bartender replies "Well, there's a horse out back, if you can make him laugh, I'll give you a 100$" The man, up for the challenge, goes out back and finds the horse and whispers into its ear and within seconds the horse can't stop laughing. He walks back into the bar and spends his 100$ on a free round for everyone in the bar. (Small bar, cheap drinks) He comes back to the bar the next day and sees a new sign "Make the horse cry, win 1000$" he asks the bartender for a drink and if its okay to try the contest again. The bartender says sure thinking the chances are unlikely. The man goes out and shows the Horse something and the horse starts sobbing his eyes out. He walks back in and takes his 1000$ and has a few drinks and gives everyone a free round again. "I gotta ask, how'd you do it?" Says the bartender. "Well to make him laugh, I told him my dick was bigger than his, to make him cry, I showed him."
  12. "Dad look what I made." There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd. Anyway he had his own lab in the basement of his home and one night he came up and said "Dad look what I made." So he poured a flask of fluid into a pot of soil and instantly grass started to grow. Of course his dad was really impressed with this and asked his son if he can make something to make his penis grow. His son thought for a minute and said that if he did then dad would have to buy him a convertable. Dad agreed. The next night the son came out of the basement and gave his dad a vial. The next morning his father came to him and told him that he had something to show him. They went to the front yard and the boy saw a cherry red ferrari. The son looked at his dad and said "I only asked for a convertable." The dad replied "the convertable is in the garage. The Ferrari is from your mother."
  13. theoldfart

    Native American boy

    Native American boy A little Native American boy asked his father, the big chief and medicine man of the tribe, "Father, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have shorter names like Bill, Tex or Sam?" His father replied, "My son, our names represent a symbol, a sign, or a poem for our culture not like the white men, who live all together and repeat their names from generation to generation. Also, it is part of our makeup that in spite of everything, we survive. For example, your sister's name is Small Romantic Moon Over The Lake, because on the night she was born, there was a beautiful moon reflected in the lake. Then there's your brother, Big White Horse of the Prairies, because he was born on a day that the big white horse who gallops over the prairies of the world appeared near our camp and is a symbol of our capacity to live and the life force of our people. It's very simple and easy to understand. Do you have any other questions, Little Broken Condom Made in China?
  14. theoldfart

    written by kids

    written by kids 1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)-You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 -No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? -Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure) -On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets t hem interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10 6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? -When they're rich. -- Pam , age 7 -The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. - - Curt, age 7 -The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. - - Howard, age 8 7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child ) 8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8 And the #1 Favourite is....... 9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck. -- Ricky, age 10
  15. theoldfart

    theoldfart has arrived.

    Hi Guys, Nice site, hope I can live up to your high standards.