ghostxdreams2

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off

Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs

well 2day i feel better just feel like a turd on a sidewalk in the shade

feeling like a run over dog turd believe i,m just going to lay up on the couch 2day

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy

God must love stupid people. He made SO many

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up

Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public

You're never too old to learn something stupid

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness

be sure and sign 4 Tlw he needs all the help he can get 2day is his b-day http://www.cyberphoenix.org/forum/topic/270410-a-big-happy-birthday-to-tlw/?do=findComment&comment=360094

back on the job a great big THANK YOU to tech 4 taking up the slack

just a quick line to let e1 know i,m still kicking should be back up and running next week keep smiling

not going to be on much next couple of weeks family in from the navy will drop in when i can

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

hay tech come here quick look threw this hole in the fence

come on karma be my friend

wonder why good people die and dum ass keep on living next door neighbor is the dumbass just keeps on breathing