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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness

I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem

i feel like i been shot point blank in the face with a snot gun today. how in the hell can the human body produce so many booger but we as the human race can,t manage to keep the price of gas down?

i found out yesterday that i really do have the body of a 20yr old---------- problem is -------it,s covered up with the 30yrs of old crap

i have heard ppl say i had a brain fart i have a fix 4 this simple stop listening to the chit around you lol

I have so much debt, I can start a government.

i,m so wore out today my farts won't even come out

I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

it,s a wonderful day in the neighborhood i really really really dislike my neighbors to the north of me they are real ass wipes

just a quick line to let e1 know i,m still kicking should be back up and running next week keep smiling

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

Life is like a "check engine light" u never know what u just f*cked up

life is like a big ole beer and boiled egg fart when you're leaving a room first it,s there then it smells then it,s gone and if people dont like it then they can get on the internet and complain

limited time only my new facebook if you would like to be added send me a request only for the next 48 hrs https://www.facebook.com/jay.skull.7?ref=tn_tnmn

may not be on much for the next few weeks daughter is home from the navy

middle of april and there is a chance of snow go figure

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with

movie day time to sit back and watch all of the scary movies---and yes i have plenty of depends handy

my net acting strange if anyone sees double post of mine pmed me thxs to CyberWarez33 for the heads up on this

not going to be on much next couple of weeks family in from the navy will drop in when i can

o brother where art thou? well brother i,m hanging out @ CyberPhoenix

off to see the heart doc 2day yaaaaaaaaaaa 156 miles one way

on vacation will be back soon