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Grandad

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  1. IN RESPONSE TO THE EMAIL CONCERNING MY DOG...

    Please be advised I am sick and tired of receiving questions about my dog who mauled six illegal immigrants, thirty nine gypsies from Dale Farm, two rappers, nine teenagers with pants hanging down past their backsides, eight customer service desk people speaking in broken English, twenty eight rioters with appeals pending and a Muslim taxi driver.

     

     

     

    FOR THE LAST TIME...THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!

     

     

     

     

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  2. After having a water meter installed, a couple sat down to watch TV. After half an hour or so, the woman went out to visit her neighbours and came back 5 minutes later. An hour passed and she went out again for 5 minutes. After several more times, the husband asked why she kept going to their neighbours?

    I'm using their toilet to save us money on our water bill she replied. The husband said, but isn't that going to cost the neighbours more? No the wife said with a serious expression, the water company said you are allowed to use 150 litres per person per day living in the household! but as I don't live there, it wouldn't count.

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  3. Dirtylow, Yes I do understand your point as it has happened to me a few times, but I can give you an example of what I mean, A while ago I was chatting to Vince when instead of him saying "thanks" he wrote "tanks", with him having a similar sense of humour as myself I put up an image of a tank. If he now edited his shout to correct his mistake, then anybody looking at the shoutbox would think why has he answered with a picture of a tank?

    Thanks, all the best to you as well.


  4. I too have watched the film and thoughly enjoyed it, and as in the film I can say that dogs do sense when something is wrong! I felt giddy once and laid on the floor just in case I passed out and wouldn't hurt myself if I fell, well I did pass out and somehow banged my head. When I came round my dog was there licking my head where I had banged it and he wouldn't leave me until I told him I was alright. I have had a few dogs and can say this one is the worst behaved one I've had but they have all been part of my family, they truly mans best friend.

     

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    Our Dog.

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