ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted April 21, 2012 A young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?' 'Of course child. What can I do for you?' 'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electric hair dryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened, but it’s well over Customs limits, and I’m afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps? With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.' The priest replied, 'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.' When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?' 'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.' The official thought this answer strange, so he asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?' 'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.' Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!’ 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
richardsim10 33 Report post Posted April 22, 2012 Haha awesome answer from the Priest. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
