Things that end in TOR

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A teacher asked her third grade class to name things that ended with “tor” that ate things.

The first little boy said, “Alligator.”

“Very good James, that’s a big word.”

The second boy said, “Predator.”

“Yes, that’s another big word Alan. Very well done.”

Little Johnny says, “Vibrator.”

After nearly falling off her chair, she says, “That is a big word Johnny, but it doesn’t eat anything.”

“Well my mother has one and she says it eats batteries like there’s no tomorrow!”