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Potentially and Realistically...

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young boy went up to his father and asked him,

"Dad, what is the difference between potentially

and realistically?"

 

The father thought for a moment, then answered,

"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt

for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she

would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars,

and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt

for a million dollars.

 

Come back and tell me what you learn from that.

 

So the boy went to his mother and asked,

"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million

dollars?"

 

The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could

really use that money to fix up the house and send

you kids to a great University!"

 

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would

you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl

replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep

with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?"

 

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would

you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

 

"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how

much a million bucks would buy?"

 

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and

then went back to his dad.

 

His father asked him, "Did you find out the

difference between potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes. Potentially, you and I are

sitting on three million dollars, but realistically,

we're living with two hookers and a homo.

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