The Definition of a Real Woman

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The Definition of a Real Woman

 

The Definition of a Real Woman

 

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never

let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him

after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could

do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express

his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make

sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and

will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible.

 

No, wait. Sorry, I was thinking of whiskey.

 

It's whiskey that does all that...

 

Never mind.