Ramayana in Computer Language …… (Just for fun!)

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Ramayana in Computer Language …… (Just for fun!)

LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs - RAM, LSIman, BUG-rath and SED-rughana.

 

 

 

RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His brothers, however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess 'C'ta. DOS-rat decided to INSTAL RAM as his successor. However, Queen CIE/CAE (Kaikeyi), who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a life saving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation of her BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and insisted that her son BUG-rath be INSTALLED and that RAM be BOOTED to the forest for 14 years.

 

 

 

At this cruel and unexpected DEMAND, a SURGE passed through DOS-rat and he collapsed, power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-man was also resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother. The forest was the dwelling of SPARC-nakha, the TRANSISTOR of RAW-van, PROCESSOR of LAN-ka.

 

 

 

Attracted by RAM's stature, she proposed that he marry her. RAM, politely declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURCE CODE of her distress, she hastened to kill her. At this stage LSI-man executed the MEMORY RESIDENT CODE and converted SPARC-naak to SPARC-no-naak. He TRUNCATED her nose. Weeping, SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by TRANSISTOR's plight, approached his uncle MAR-icha.

 

 

 

MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the form of a golden stag and drew RAM deep into the forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer, who, with his last breath, cried out desperately for LSI-man in RAM's voice. Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, 'C'ta urged LSI-man to his brother's aid. Catching the opportunity, RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from her LIBRARY and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.

 

 

 

INTERVAL

 

 

 

RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing ‘C’ta all over the forest. They made friendship with the forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR SU-greeva and his powerful co-processor Ha-NEUMAN. SU-greeva agreed to help RAM. SU-greeva ordered his PROGRAMMERS to use powerful

'SEARCH' techniques to FIND the missing 'C'ta. His PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all around the INTER-NETworked forests.

 

 

 

Many tried to 'EXCITE' the birds and animals not to forget the 'WEB CRAWLERS' (Insects) and tried to 'INFO SEEK' something about ‘C’ta. Some of them even shouted 'YAA-HOO' but they all ended up with 'NOT FOUND' MESSAGES. Several other SEARCH techniques proved useless. Ha-NEUMAN devised a RISKy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the seas at an astonishing CLOCK SPEED. As soon as Ha-NEUMAN reached LAN-ka, he had to collide with its FIREWALL called LAN-ki. The FIREWALL made desperate attempts to stop Ha-NEUMAN entering into its internal WEB, but the great Ha-NEUMAN detected a loop hole in LAN-ki's FIREWALL.

 

 

 

Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka. After doing some local SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found 'C'ta weeping under a TREE STRUCTURE. Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring) to identify himself to 'C'ta. After DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta believed in him and asked

him to send a STATUS_OK MESSAGE to RAM.

 

 

 

Meanwhile all the raakshasa BUGS around ‘C’ta captured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE him using PYRO-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread chaos by spreading the VIRUS 'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE from LAN-ka and conveyed all the STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greeva. Ha-NEUMAN and army even created a bridge and GATEWAY to access LAN-ka NETWORK. In the mean time, signs were apparent in LAN-ka about the imminent danger from RAM’s project EXPLORER, but RAW-wan refused to budge. He decided to take the all powerful RAM head-on and prepared for the battle. But sensing disaster, his own SUB-PROGRAME called vibhee-SHUN, executed a 'GO TO' statement and branched out to RAM's camp.

 

 

 

One of the RAW-wan’s SUN (son) almost DELETED RAM & LSI-man with a powerful BRAHMA-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to some ACTIVE-X gradients and REBOOTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the SOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's presence on earth.

 

 

 

After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and widened his MICRO SOFT WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS and every one lived happily ever after.

[Half Monk 697]

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