freak 1,032 Report post Posted August 23, 2013 Automatic Milking machine So, he inserted his PENIS into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldnt remove the instrument from his member. He read the manual but didnt find any useful information on how to disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally, he decided to call the suppliers Customer Service Hot Line. Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cows udder DON'T WORRY replied the customer service rep, The machine will release automatically once its collected TWO gallons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
littlebit 247 Report post Posted August 24, 2013 Now that's gotta hurt! lmao! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
