Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing

[ghostxdreams2 1,488]

Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses "I
want to do a miracle so we can feel like the good old days." and Moses
says "Yeah sure." So Jesus gets up and says "I think I'll walk on the
water, that was always a good one." So Jesus walks over to the edge of the
boat, steps into the water, and sinks like a stone. Moses drags Jesus back
into the boat and revives him. Moses then says "What's the problem?" and
Jesus says, "I think its the holes in my feet!"

 

[jukoh 0]

This is funny, but I think the joke about the dog named Jesus was funnier