ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted September 28, 2013 An old man and woman were married for years even thoughthey hated each other. When they had a confrontation,screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. Aconstant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared theman the most. "When I die I will dig my way up and out of thegrave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"They believed he practiced black magic and was responsiblefor missing cats and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours. Hewas feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished.He died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeralhad a closed casket. After the burial, the wife went straight tothe local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow.The gaiety of her actions were becoming extreme while herneighbors approached in a group to ask these questions: Areyou not afraid? Concerned? Worried? that this man whopracticed black magic and stated when he died he would dighis way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you forthe rest of your life?The wife put down her drink and said..."let the old bastard dig.I had him buried upside down." 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
littlebit 247 Report post Posted September 28, 2013 Laughing so hard,...I can hardly see the keyboard....henhenhen! Good one there! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites