ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted September 28, 2013 A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctorcomes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, armsor legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raiseshim as well as he can, with love and compassion.After 21 years, the son is old enough for his first drink. Dad takeshim to the bar and tearfully tells the son he is proud of him. Dadorders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the barpatrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head indisbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torsopops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. Thefather, shocked, begs his son to drink again.The patrons chant "take another drink!" The bartender still shakes hishead in dismay. Swoooop! Two arms pops out. The bar goes wild. Thefather, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patronschant "take another drink!" The bartender ignores the whole affair.By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reachesdown, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Two legspop out. The bar is in chaos. The father thanks God. The boy stands upon his new legs and stumbles to the left.... then to the right....right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs intohim and kills him.The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief. The bartender cleanshis glasses and whistles an old Irish tune. The father looks at thebartender in disbelief and asks, "How can you be so cold and callous?"The bartender says, "That boy should have quit while he was a head." 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
littlebit 247 Report post Posted September 28, 2013 ROTFLMAO!!!!...henhenhen..good one! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites