teaching yourself to use new software

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Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,

it looks like "work" to the casual observer. You can send and

receive personal e-mail, calculate your finances and

generally have a blast without doing anything remotely

related to work. These aren't exactly the societal benefits

that the proponents of the computer revolution would like to

talk about but they're not bad either. When you get caught by

your boss -and you *will* get caught - your best defense is

to claim you're teaching yourself to use new software, thus

saving valuable training dollars.