parker216 101 Report post Posted October 4, 2013 An old cowboy walked into a whore house just outside of San Antonio, Texas. The Madam looked at him with a smile and said, "What's your pleasure, cowboy?" He looked at her and said, "I've been out riding the range for 6 months, and I need a stiff shot of whiskey and I want a mean, tough woman." The madam poured him a whiskey shot, and called out for a girl named Bertha. The cowboy looked at the girl and agreed that she would do, and asked for some beer in bottles. They get upstairs and immediately the girl gets undressed, and sticks her butt up in the air! The cowboy looked stunned at the sight of a butthole staring him in the face! He said, "Whoa, I didn't want anal sex!". She said "I iknow you idiot, I was hoping you would open a couple of those bottles of beer before we get started!". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites