ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted October 7, 2013 The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army paratroopers jumping out ofperfectly good aircraft. "Obviously the Air Force knows there'sno such thing as a 'perfectly good aircraft,'" the irritatedofficer finally countered one afternoon, "because they payyou bastards four times as much to stay in one as the Armypays its men to jump.""You've got it all wrong, Major," an Air Force sergeantreplied. "The Army figures anyone stupid enough to jumpout of an airplane voluntarily is gonna be too dumb to bitchabout the salary." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites