TinyTaZZ 75 Report post Posted October 9, 2013 A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Lana Turner Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Jim Carrey I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. Ron White I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. Frank Sinatra As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. Buddy Hackett A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. Oliver Herford Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Mark Twain People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. Isaac Asimov Share this post Link to post Share on other sites