Funny quotes from Famous People

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Lana Turner 

 

 

 

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Jim Carrey 

 

 

 

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

Ron White

 

 

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Frank Sinatra 

 

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Buddy Hackett 

 

 

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.

Oliver Herford 

 

 

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Mark Twain 

 

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Isaac Asimov