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Thoughts About Fishing

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Deep Thoughts About Fishing
 
There really only two kinds of fishermen, Sport fishermen and those who catch fish.
 
Do fishermen live in the reel world?
 
Is it true that if you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day but if you teach him how to fish, he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day?
 
Isn't fishing just a jerk on one end of the line waiting for a jerk at the other?
 
Who edits fishing shows? How do they decide what's too boring?
 
Why do fish grow fastest between the time they're caught and the bar in port?
 
Why is it that nothing increases the size of a fish like fishing all by yourself?
 
Why is it that you never see a fish mounted on a wall with it's mouth shut?
 
Wouldn't living be easier if men showed as much patience at home as they do when they're fishing?

 

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