out fishing

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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed,

made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage.

I hooked up the boat up to the van and proceeded to

back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was

blowing 50mph, so I pulled back into the garage,

turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather
would be bad all day.

 

I went back into the house, quietly undressed,

and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my

wife's back; now with a different anticipation, and

whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

 

My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you

believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

 

And that's how the fight started...