ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted November 1, 2013 Q: What do ghosts eat for supper?A: Spooketi Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?A: Hope it’s Halloween!! Q: What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?A: Spelling. Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?A: His heart wasn’t in it. Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?A: He didn’t have any guts! Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?A: To get to the body shop. Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?A: Because he had no BODY to go with. Q: What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?A: “Trike or Treat”? Q: What do you call a fat pumpkin?A: A plumpkin. Q: What room does a ghost not need?A: A living room! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites