ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted November 1, 2013 Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?A: Because you can see right through them! Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?A: His “ghoul” friend! Q: Why is Superman’s costume so tight?A: Because he wears a size “S”. Q: What do you get if you cross a cow and a monster?A: An “udder” disaster! Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?Witch: Poof you are a lemonade! Q: What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?A: A sandwich! Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?A: A nectarine! “Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf.”“Please be quiet and comb your face.” Q: What kind of dessert does a ghost like?A: I scream! Q: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?A: When you’re a mouse. Q: What do birds say on Halloween?A: Twick o tweet Q: What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,a Poodle and a ghost?A: A cocker poodle boo. Q: What do moms dress up as on Halloween?A: Mummies! Q: What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?A: Booberries! Q: What does a skeleton say before dinner?A: Bone appetit! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
