ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted November 1, 2013 Q: What does a witch use to keep her hair up?A: Scarespray! Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?A: Frostbite. Q: What kind of pants do ghosts wear?A: Boo-Jeans. Q: Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?A: Because they have a lot of spirit. Q: What did one owl say to the other owl?A: Happy Owl-ween! Q: Why is a skeleton so mean?A: He doesn’t have a heart. Q: What goes around a haunted house and never stops?A: A fence. Q: What did the ghost say to the other ghost?A: Do you believe in humans? Q: What do vampires take when they are sick?A: Coffin drops! Q: What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?A: Count Quackula! Q: What is a ghost’s favorite pie?A: Booberry pie! Q: Where do ghosts buy their food?A: At the ghost-ery store! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites