ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted November 14, 2013 Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?- Because she gets a frog stuck in her throat at 69. Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: You have to say your ABC's firstKid: Ok,a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u, v,w.x.y, and zTeacher: Where's the p?Kid: It's running down my leg!! A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" theemergency operator asked. "No, you idiot!" the man shouted. "This is herhusband!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
