ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted November 26, 2013 This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have aproblem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only knowhow to say one thing.""They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want tohave some fun?' ""That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution toyour problem. Bring your two talking female parrots over to my houseand I will put them with my two male talking parrots who I taught topray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stopsaying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn topraise and worship.""Thank you!" the woman responded.So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest'shouse. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads andpraying in their cage.The lady puts her female parrots in with the male parrots and thefemale parrots say, "Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have somefun?"One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Putthe beads away. Our prayers have been answered!" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites