ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted December 2, 2013 A man visits his doctor."I think I have a problem, doc," said the patient. "One of my ballshas turned blue."The doctor examined the man briefly and concluded the patient woulddie if they didn't have his testicle removed."Are you crazy?!" exclaimed the patient, "How could I let you do sucha thing to me?""Do you want to die?", asked the doctor rhetorically, and the patienthad to agree to have his testicle removed. But two weeks after theoperation, he came back."Doc, I don't know how to say this, but the other ball has turned bluetoo."Again, the doctor told him that if he wants to live, his othertesticle must be cut off too. And again, the man was very reluctant."Hey, do you want to die?", asked the doc, and the patient had toagree to the operation.But, about two weeks after he is testicleless, he returned to thedoctor. "I think something is very wrong with me. My penis is nowcompletely blue."After briefly examining the patient once again, the doc gives him thebad news. If he wants to live, his penis has to go.Of course, he did not want to hear about it. "You really want todie?", asked the doctor."But... how do I pee?""We'll install an plastic pipe, and there will be no problem."So, the penis is removed and a while after the operation, theunfortunate man again returns the doctor's office. He is very angry."Doctor, the plastic pipe turned blue.""What?""Can you tell me what a hell is happening?"So, the doctor examined the patient more carefully this time, andsays, "Hmmmm, I think its the jeans......" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tech 425 3,942 Report post Posted December 2, 2013 I was reluctant to click the "Like" button as I started to hurt but I did :laugh2: :laugh2: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted December 2, 2013 I was reluctant to click the "Like" button as I started to hurt but I did :laugh2: :laugh2: thxs 4 the like Share this post Link to post Share on other sites