ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted December 17, 2013 A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer."I can't do that, officer.""Why not?""Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.""Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station.""Can't do that either, officer.""Why not?""Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.""Alright, we could get a blood sample.""Can't do that either, officer.""Why not?""Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.""Fine then, just walk this white line.""Can't do that either, officer.""Why not?""Because I'm drunk." 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theunusualone 7 Report post Posted December 18, 2013 love this one will have to show it the missis 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
littlebit 247 Report post Posted December 19, 2013 And ya think the police officer would of caught on from the beginning? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites