ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted December 27, 2013 Q: What's the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your tongue afterwards. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small cut she just received. She asked her mom for a glass of cider. "Why do you want cider?" asked Mom. "To take the pain away," sobbed the little girl. Tired of all the tears, Mom poured her a glass. The little girl immediately put her hand into the drink. "It doesn't work!" she yelled. "What do you mean?" asked Mom. "Well," sniffed the little girl, "I overheard my sister say that whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider." 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
littlebit 247 Report post Posted December 29, 2013 Uhm,..dunno about you,..but someone better explain the difference to the kid! lol! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeophobiA 1,503 Report post Posted January 6, 2014 shave it before you lick it, damn girl should be presentable when knowing she is entertaining a Man or Woman for that matter... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
