freak 1,032 Report post Posted December 28, 2013 The Male Dictionary Vs The Female Dictionary Male/Female Dictionary:1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.Female......Any part under a car's hood.Male........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.Male........Playing football without a cup.3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.Male........Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment)Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.Male.........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v.Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.Male........Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex.6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.Female......An embarrassing by-product of digestion.Male........A source of entertainment, self-statement and male bonding.7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.Female......The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve.Male........Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.Male.........A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites