Darko 698 Report post Posted January 20, 2014 Rules for Dating my daughter 1. Get a job. 2. Understand I do not like you. 3. I am everywhere. 4. You hurt her, I hurt you. 5. Be home 30 minutes early. 6. Get a lawyer. 7. If you lie to me, I will find out. 8. She is my Princess, NOT your conquest. 9. I do not mind going back to jail. 10. Whatever you do to her, I will do to you. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tech 425 3,942 Report post Posted January 20, 2014 #11 I already chiseled your name into a HeadStone 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted January 21, 2014 #12 cut the round ends off a dozen condoms nail them on a board on the the board write in big bold letters D.O.A =dead on arrival 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tech 425 3,942 Report post Posted January 21, 2014 #13 Nail the thing that goes into the condom to a High Speed Train before it takes off Then it's D.O.A 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted January 22, 2014 #13 Nail the thing that goes into the condom to a High Speed Train before it takes off Then it's D.O.A good 1 bro good 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites