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Rules for dating my Daughter

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Rules for Dating my daughter

 

1. Get a job.

2. Understand I do not like you.

3. I am everywhere.

4. You hurt her, I hurt you.

5. Be home 30 minutes early.

6. Get a lawyer.

7. If you lie to me, I will find out.

8. She is my Princess, NOT your conquest.

9. I do not mind going back to jail.

10. Whatever you do to her, I will do to you.    :devil: 

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#12 cut the round ends off a dozen condoms

nail them on a board on the the board

write in big bold letters D.O.A =dead on arrival  

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#13 Nail the thing that goes into the condom to a High Speed Train before it takes off

 

Then it's D.O.A ;)

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#13 Nail the thing that goes into the condom to a High Speed Train before it takes off

 

Then it's D.O.A ;)

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: good 1 bro good 1

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