Totally Valid Scientific Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

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Because of stuff like this:



And this:


Or how to get dressed in the morning:


Because 8 out of 10 men have no idea how escalators work:


Make that 9 out of 10:


Or how pools work:


Because men can’t even beat inanimate objects in a fight:


And they certainly cannot be trusted to wake up in the morning:


Because they easily fall for tricks and traps:


And, contrary to nobody’s belief, do not have magical powers:


Because it’s wildly recognized that most of their test scores look something like this:


And most of their scientific experiments looks like this:


Because they often don’t even realize they’re doing something that might be dangerous:


Or when something dangerous is right in front of them:



Because they can’t be trusted, even in trust falls:


Or with vacuum cleaners:


Or with tires:


Or with ATVs:


Or with food:


Or with beards:


Because to them, simple household tasks are matters of life and death:


Especially if it involves ladders:


Even something as simple as moving a couch becomes a deadly activity:


And don’t even get them started with ramps. Once you give a man a ramp, it’s game over. He’s done.


And if you add a crane to the mix? Just start etchin’ up that headstone right now: