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Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Canadian Rockies, were a fellow from Alberta , a fellow from Quebec , a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the fellow from Quebec has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks. The little old Greek lady thinks: The fellow from Quebec must have groped the blonde in the dark and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde girl thinks: That fellow from Quebec must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The fellow from Quebec thinks: That fellow from Alberta must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The fellow from Alberta thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack that guy from Quebec again.

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