tree hunting

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It's Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look for a Christmas
Tree. They gathered their axe, a sled, and a broom to brush the trees off
so they can get a good look at them. When they finally reach a fine stand
of trees, Shaun brushes off the first tree, and stands back with Paddy to
look at it. "Well, Paddy, What do you think?"
"Sorry, Shaun, this tree won't do. Let's try another one". They come upon
another nice tree, Shaun brushes it off, and they both look at it. "How
about this one, Paddy?" "Not quite, Shaun. Let's keep looking".
This goes on until nightfall. Both Paddy and Shaun are cold, tired, and
hungry. "Well, Paddy, what do we do now?" "Shaun, I think we should take
home the next tree we find, whether it has lights on it or not..."