ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted March 7, 2014 A man received a text message from his neighbor, saying: Dear neighbor, I send you this text because I am crushed by remorse, you have always been so nice to me that you did not deserve my shameful actions. And here are the facts that I must confess to you and deeply apologize for, Whenever, you're not present at your home, day or night, I am using your Wife, for a long time I have enjoyed it, but now I really feel the guilt and I wish you will accept my most sincere apologies ! Totally enraged by the situation, the man went in his basement, picked-up his shotgun, came back upstairs, walked in his room and shot his wife dead ! A few minutes later he received another text message that said: Sorry Sir for the spelling mistake, I wrote Wife but of course, it was your Wifi.. !Have a nice day 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeophobiA 1,503 Report post Posted March 10, 2014 PML... Damn Auto Spell check on them fangdangle phones... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites