ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted March 20, 2014 A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that is sitting near him that he can fart out the tune to The Star Spangled Banner!Everyone who hears this wants to see him do it. So he tells everyone to gather around him, then he climbs up on the bar, drops his trousers and proceeds to take a massive dump on the bar counter. After he finishes the disgusted bartender says "Why in the hell did you shit on my bar?" The drunk replies "Even Elvis had to clear his throat!" 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeophobiA 1,503 Report post Posted March 20, 2014 TeeHee 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
littlebit 247 Report post Posted March 21, 2014 I'd hate to see what he does for an "encore"! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted March 21, 2014 I'd hate to see what he does for an "encore"! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
