littlebit 247 Report post Posted April 27, 2014 2 cars have a head on collision on a country road. Both cars are smashed to bits, luckily both drivers crawl and squeeze out of the wreckage totally unharmed. One driver is male one female, this is the conversation. The lady says ' this is amazing that we did not get hurt, it must be some type of message, maybe from God, we need to get to know each other. They guy looks at this lovely woman and cant believe it, "sure he says" "we cant go blaming each other either its a miracle we are alive, wow look at this, my bottle of whiskey did not even break ! We must have a drink to calm our nerves" She opens the bottle hands it to the and he takes a massive swig wipes the bottle and hands it to the lady "here you go sweetheart, you'll be needing some " The lady smiles sweetly and says " No its ok I'll wait till the police get here!" 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
