NeophobiA 1,503 Report post Posted May 3, 2014 Q.What's a porn star's favourite drink?A.7 Up in cider The Le Mans 24 Hours walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long race?” Q: Why did Batman have to fire his sidekick? A: Because he’d been robbing Q: Why do Wallace & Gromit like to read John Wyndham novels? A: Because they think they're Kraken. Q: Will science fiction fans eat cheese? A: Only if it’s Canon-bert. Q: What’s green, leafy and sings with Led Zeppelin? A: RUBBER PLANT Q: What instrument do you use to measure the temperature of a sheep? A: A baa-rometer. Q: What kind of pancake is fifty storeys tall? A: A sky-crépe-er Q: What does Obiwan Kenobi say before he cooks a casserole? A: May the force be with stew. Q: Which salad dressing tends to be most comfortable in social situations? A: Extroversion olive oil. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeophobiA 1,503 Report post Posted May 21, 2014 Q: Why did Mickey Mouse hit Goofy? A: Because Donald Ducked. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeophobiA 1,503 Report post Posted May 23, 2014 Q: Why’s it impossible to give a presentation about etiquette? A: Because it’s rude to Powerpoint. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeophobiA 1,503 Report post Posted May 30, 2014 Q: How do the KLF like their text? A: Left justified and adjacent. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeophobiA 1,503 Report post Posted June 27, 2014 Q: Why didn’t The Boomtown Rats order dessert? A: Because they don’t like sundaes 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeophobiA 1,503 Report post Posted June 27, 2014 Q: What do you call a very short trip around a Greek maze? A: A minor tour. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
