Proof that Men are Deep Thinkers....

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What deep thinkers men are...

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so

I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful,

and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was

doing and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said

that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because

she would have said 'about what'. At that point

I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers

about various topics which would lead to other questions.

 

 

Finally I thought about an age old question:

Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the cherries?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way

more painful than a guy getting kicked in the cherries.

 

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking,

I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the cherries is more painful than having a 
baby and here’s the reason for my conclusion:

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say,

"It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never ever hear a guy say,

"You know, I think I would like another kick in the cherries."

 

I rest my case. Time for another beer....