NeophobiA 1,503 Report post Posted June 27, 2014 A man goes to his doctor and tells him:"I have a problem, my girlfriend is sleeping over this weekend, my ex-wife is staying on Saturday and my wife is coming home on Sunday. I need 3 libido-boosting pills to keep me going."The doctor answers "That's a lot for one man to take in the space of a weekend! If you want me to prescribe you these pills then you must come in on Monday morning so I can check you out. Deal?""Deal."Monday morning the man returns to the doctor's surgery with his arm in a sling."What happened?" gasped his doctor."No-one turned up!" 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites