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A man goes to his doctor and tells him:

"I have a problem, my girlfriend is sleeping over this weekend, my ex-wife is staying on Saturday and my wife is coming home on Sunday. I need 3 libido-boosting pills to keep me going."

The doctor answers "That's a lot for one man to take in the space of a weekend! If you want me to prescribe you these pills then you must come in on Monday morning so I can check you out. Deal?"

"Deal."

Monday morning the man returns to the doctor's surgery with his arm in a sling.

"What happened?" gasped his doctor.

"No-one turned up!"

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