ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted July 2, 2014 The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain said, "I should be boss, since I control what the personthinks."The hands said, "I should be boss because I do almost everything for theperson."The legs declared, "I should be boss since I carry the body and all theweight is on me."So they went on, each stating their qualities and uses.Then the Asshole spoke up, "I think I should be boss, because.."He had not finished when everyone else started laughing at him. "You, anasshole, be the boss? You gotta be kidding!"The asshole was very unhappy, and he closed himself up.The body soon suffered a terrible constipation, and the organs could nottake it anymore. "Ok, ok, you're the boss!" they gavein. So the asshole became the boss of the body.The moral of the story: You don't need brains to be a boss, you just needto be an asshole. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tech 425 3,942 Report post Posted July 3, 2014 All I can say is How True this story is 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites