tree hugger

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A woman from Los  Angeles, who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat,

 and an anti-hunter,purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA.

 There was a large tree  on one of the highest points in the tract.

She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree.

As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.

In her haste to  escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her  crotch.

In considerable  pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an 

environmentalist, a democrat,

and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the  splinters. 

The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in 

the  examining room and he would see if he could help her.

 She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.

 

The angry woman  demanded, "What took you so long?"

 He smiled and  then told her,

"Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental

 Protection  Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management

 before I could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste  

   treatment facility. 

I'm sorry, but due to

Obama-Care...they turned you down. 

   

    GOD  BLESS 

   AMERICA