ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted July 30, 2014 An English taxidermist is sweating his way through the Australianoutback when he comes across a bar. He staggers in between the beerswilling locals and in his well educated voice asks the bartender,"May I have a gin and tonic, please, my good man."One of the locals says to his mates, "Geez, cobbers, what kind of af-king man's drink is that?"Then, turning to the Englishman, "Hey! You! Yes you, you f-king Pom!Gin and f-king tonic -- are you some f-king kind of a poofter orsomething?""Ac...actually," the englishman, terrified, replies, "I'm ataxidermist.""Oh yeah? And what's a taxidermist then?""I mount d..d..dead animals.""It's alright, cobbers," says the local, turning to his mates, "He'sone of us!" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites