English taxidermist

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An English taxidermist is sweating his way through the Australian
outback when he comes across a bar. He staggers in between the beer
swilling locals and in his well educated voice asks the bartender,
"May I have a gin and tonic, please, my good man."

One of the locals says to his mates, "Geez, cobbers, what kind of a
f-king man's drink is that?"

Then, turning to the Englishman, "Hey! You! Yes you, you f-king Pom!
Gin and f-king tonic -- are you some f-king kind of a poofter or
something?"

"Ac...actually," the englishman, terrified, replies, "I'm a
taxidermist."

"Oh yeah? And what's a taxidermist then?"

"I mount d..d..dead animals."

"It's alright, cobbers," says the local, turning to his mates, "He's
one of us!"