ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted December 22, 2011 An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet. He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner doesn't do wonders cleaning this up, I'll eat every chunk of it." She turns to him with a smirk and s...ays, "You want ketchup on that?" The salesman says, "Why do you ask?" She says, "We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ctd87 106 Report post Posted December 22, 2011 :lol sign: That made me chuckle.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naeembabakheil 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2011 lollllllllllllll Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daoer888 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2011 :lol sign: so funny, haha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
