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Two beggars sit at the gate of the Vatican each day. The first beggar has a very large crucifix in front of him, and the second a star of David. The beggar with the crucifix has a bowl that is always full of money. The beggar with the star of David always has an empty bowl.

 

One day a cardinal stops in front of the beggar with the star of David and tells him: “This is the most Catholic spot in a Catholic city in a Catholic country. If you display a Jewish symbol, next to a beggar displaying the holy cross, people will not give you money. In fact they will give the other beggar money just to spite you.”

 

The beggar with the star of David thanks the cardinal, politely. The cardinal then leaves.

 

The beggar with the crucifix turns to the beggar with the star of David and says: “Imagine that goy giving marketing advice to the Livine brothers.”

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