uk666 5,298 Report post Posted February 8, 2017 Looking for love A lonely 50-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again. She put a post on Facebook that read: “Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. All applicants, please apply in person.” The following day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. “You can’t really think I’ll consider you?” the widow asked: “Just look at you! You have no legs!” The old gent smile, “Therefore, I will never run around on you.” “You don’t have any arms either!” she snorted. Again, the old man smiled, “Therefore, I will never raise a hand to you.” She raised an eyebrow and asked intently: “Are you still good in bed?” The old man leant back, beamed a big smile and said: “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?” 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
