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  1. Do you want to hear a joke about pizza……Never mind, it's too cheesy.
  2. Why should you be careful when it's raining cats and dogs……You might step in a poodle!
  3. What's brown and sticky……A stick!
  4. What's the fastest vegetable……A runner bean!
  5. Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Only used it for half an hour, as I started to feel sick. It's great though. It does everything……Kit Kats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Potato Crisps, the lot.
  6. uk666

    What A Racket

    What A Racket We were at a red light when a car pulled up, its music blasting. “He’ll be deaf before he’s 25,” I said. “That won’t help us,” my wife replied. “He’ll only turn it up.”
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