Male vs female

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Male vs female

 

Eight Words with two Meanings

 

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

• Female... Any part under a car's hood.
• Male... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

 

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

• Female... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
• Male... Playing football without a cup.

 

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

• Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
• Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

 

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

• Female... A desire to get married and raise a family.
• Male... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

 

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

• Female... A good movie, concert, play or book.
• Male... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

 

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

• Female... An embarrassing by-product of indigestion.
• Male... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

 

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

• Female... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
• Male... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

 

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

• Female... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
• Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.